The Missing Cheese Mystery

[Picture of Lidl Pizza]THE TRADES DESCRIPTIONS ACT HAS BEEN BREACHED HERE.

Look at the Picture (Click on it to enlarge). It was taken in Lidl. It shows a shelf of  “Trattoria Alfredo Quattro Formaggi Pizza”. It is clearly an Italian dish where quattro means four and formaggi means cheeses.  This is a four cheese pizza. One would expect the number of cheeses topping this pizza to be four different ones.

How much is it? Well, the shelf has the price of £1.99, but wait, it is described as only having Three cheeses. Somewhere along the line, a cheese has vanished!

Things are definitely getting worse when a cheese can disappear form a pizza on the local supermarket’s shelves!

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Roberto Burns Night

[Picture of shelves stacked with Haggis Pizza]BURNS NIGHT USUALLY MEANS HAGGIS, BUT NOT ON A PIZZA!

I was amazed to see Haggis Pizza for Burns Night in my local Sainsbury’s.

What’s next? Haggis kebabs?  Haggis Korma?  Haggis stir fry?

Maybe they will pipe in the pizza in years to come. Things are getting worse when we start toasting the pizza pie at a Burns’s Supper!  Ode to a Pizza anyone?

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