Bouncy Castle Inspector On The Run

[Photograph of front page]I WAS SENT THIS PICTURE OF A LOCAL NEWSPAPER FRONT PAGE AND HEADLINE.

It is clearly a slow news day. The headline reads:

“BOUNCY CASTLE INSPECTOR ON THE RUN

He’s fled to South Africa after breaking inflatables ban”

Things are getting worse when a story like this makes the front page.

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Dishy Flats

[Picture of Sat Dishes ruining a building's looks]SATELLITE DISHES DO NOT IMPROVE THE LOOK OF ANY PROPERTY, BUT IT IS WORSE WITH FLATS.

It is bad enough in older properties, but it really stands out in newer properties — and the thing is, none of them are actually legal.  Not one of the owners or residents have applied for planning permission to erect a dish.  This is a mere detail, and nothing stops the working class obsession with football – regardless of who is playing. Dishes are ugly — don’t you agree?

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