Heterosexual Pants

[Photograph of label inside pair of jeans]HETEROSEXUAL TROUSERS FOR SALE?

These were spotted in a local Tesco store. They are clearly labelled as not being suitable for homosexual men.

It is perhaps nice to know that straight men can now begin to dress better on a budget.

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Scary Fairy

[Photograph of fairy Liquid label]ADVERTISING, MARKETING AND PACKAGING ARE KNOWN TO BE SUBTLE AND SOPHISTICATED MANIPULATORS OF THE MIND.

I wonder what team of ad men came up with the latest Fairy tag-line:

“BEHIND YOU ALL THE WAY”.

Let’s pause a moment to think on this… Fairy…. soap… behind you all the way… pomegranite… honeysuckle…

Perhaps the target market for washing up dishes would not be affected subliminally by all this.  One wonders if “real men” did do dishes what would happen.  This could be a plot, a cunning subversive plan to undermine the fabric of our society.  Things are getting worse when we can allow such an attack on our way of life.

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