Lack of Ice Cream

[Picture of empty supermarket fridges]YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL AN HEATWAVE IN GLASGOW; IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BUY AN ICE CREAM.

It is too hot, so we all went to ASDA to buy ice creams and ice lollies — but the entire aisle of freezers and fridges were empty!

Further searches in other supermarkets proved just as fruitless. Can you tell it’s a heatwave?

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Noisy Neighbours!

[Picture of Evening Times headline noisy neighbours]NOISY NEIGHBOURS ARE HITTING THE HEADLINES.

Quite right too; there is far too little consideration for others these days. If it’s not the extreme noise from car stereos, it is parties and generally noise from neighbours.

There is a fashion these days for sanded original floorboards, and this may well be the principal cause of noise.  In the old days, there was always a runner, rug or carpet, and in later years, wall-to-wall carpeting dampened impact noise.  Even modern day laminate floors are better than bare floorboards because they are laid on sound-absorbing underfelt.

Painted plaster is another problem, wallpaper is better, blown vinyl or woodchip better still. Curtains instead of window blinds help reduce echo and reverb – it all makes sense. Dropped ceilings in rooms with tiles and shiny surfaces (such as kitchens and bathrooms) are a good idea too.

The worst case — as you can guess — would be a flat with bare floorboards, roller blinds, mirrors and shiny surfaces.  The best would be one with thick absorbent wallpaper, lots of soft furnishings, curtains, tablecloths, cushions, headboards, towels and the like.

These are common-sense changes to décor that make a huge difference to both air-borne noise and impact noise — and which would make a big difference to occasions such as parties.

However, partying in communal gardens (in the back court) in good weather is anti-social if it drags on too late. Parties that spill out onto common landings and stairs as equally annoying.

DIY and other noisy activities — such as playing music — should never be done too late or too early.  Find out about your neighbours — it makes a difference if they are all old and deaf, or if they are on night shift, have small children and so forth. Tailor your noisy activities to suit your neighbours.

[Pic of evening times newspaper headline cracking down on neighbours]It is never a good idea to be too involved with neighbours, people who live close to each other have important privacy lines that must not be crossed, but a civil neighbourliness is better than not caring at all and treating your home like a campus accommodation.

It is good that the council is finally doing something about this major problem. Perhaps they will also look at the poor car parking, the parking in lanes, the dumping of rubbish at the front (on the street and pavement), the inconsiderate hedge owners, the littering and more besides!

Tranny Van

[photo of bus shelter advert]I SPOTTED THIS CHEEKY AD ON A BUS SHELTER.

It states:

Tranist Van +
Driver For Hire
Free Estimates
From only £15

I have no idea what a Tranist van might be.  I am guessing they misspelled Transit, but it is yet another example of a failure to do simple proof-reading checks on advertising and marketing material. Let’s face it, when a couple of letters have been switched around by accident, perhaps they also did this with the cost — perhaps it is from only £51.

Things are getting worse when business cards and sales material are not checked for simple errors. What if the ‘phone number is wrong? This small firm ought not to have paid the printer if the work is shoddy. What a grand waste of everyone’s time.

24 Access

[picture of sign that says 24 access]I NOTICED A SIGN TODAY THAT MADE NO SENSE.

It states (click picture to enlarge image) that the premises require 24 access.

I suppose it means 24 hour access, but nevertheless, it doesn’t actually state that.

It is unclear what 24 access could mean.

I would suggest that it means there was no proof-reading when the sign was created.

Things are getting worse when large public signs, which must cost significant amounts of money, are not checked for spelling, grammar and meaning. This sort of thing cries out for someone to park there, just to see what happens.

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