Bouncy Castle Inspector On The Run

[Photograph of front page]I WAS SENT THIS PICTURE OF A LOCAL NEWSPAPER FRONT PAGE AND HEADLINE.

It is clearly a slow news day. The headline reads:

“BOUNCY CASTLE INSPECTOR ON THE RUN

He’s fled to South Africa after breaking inflatables ban”

Things are getting worse when a story like this makes the front page.

Seductive Wine

[Photo of Dr Loosen red wine]IN A LOCAL SUPERMARKET I CAME ACROSS THIS BOTTLE OF WINE AND THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE IT WITH YOU HERE.

It is called Dr Loosen. Simple as that.

I would imagine that some Lothario would buy this to seduce his Calista merely on the strength of the unusual name.  Perhaps it would loosen things up, or loosen her clothing!

Child’s Improvised Anti-Theft Device

[Photograph of the chained up scooter]I WAS STROLLED THROUGH SHAWLANDS WHEN I CAME ACROSS THIS CHILD’S SCOOTER PARKED BY THE ROADSIDE.

Clearly the child was aware of theft and had taken measures to secure the scooter, using a cable and the church railings. It is clear that the cable was usually stored in the wee pink bag fitted to the handlebars.

So there it was all carefully locked up, except that it would extremely simple to remove the cable and take the scooter. My heart went out to this little girl who took a degree of care in parking and attempting to secure her wee pink scooter.  I do hope no-one actually does steal it.

Things are getting worse when such small children are even aware of theft, and I can only imagine that this little girl has some experience.  She does not want her scooter stolen, but, when you look at the scooter, there is very little that can be done to secure it.  She’s done her best, but really an eyelet ought to be part of the design.

Donut Shock News

[Snapshot of US TV News picture]WE WERE SENT THIS SNAPSHOT OF A US TELEVISION NEWS BULLETIN.

It took us a while to see what the fuss was, and then we noticed the tagline below the picture behind the newsreader.

Click Picture to Enlarge.

In case you can’t see it, it says:

“Wheat Donut / Krisy Kreme Doughnuts / So Good You’ll Suck Dick”

Things are getting worse when news programmes show such things before the watershed (if they have one in the US).  How terrible for the parents to have to explain this act to their children after the evening news.

%d bloggers like this: