This is what was printed on a sign in a local supermarket.
Scotland’s national game? Wonder what that might be? Golf? Football? Rugby? Bowls? Darts? Fishing?
Nope — it’s wheelchair curling!
Since when has wheelchair curling been “Scotland’s National Game”?
This is not even “normal” curling — but “wheelchair curling” — and it’s not clear if you have to be disabled to play it!
Maybe one would be able to stroll along to sign up for wheelchair curling. It’s an entirely strange idea, this wheelchair curling — I mean, have you ever seen a wheelchair on ice before?
Things are getting worse when your country claims to have wheelchair curling as its National game!