As Christmas is fast approaching I took a wander round my Local Tesco’s toy department, which always manages to amaze and amuse me. Lo and behold, this week’s treat is the toy of choice for the mass-murderer-in-the-making — a Tesco Torso Toy! How marvelous! The Human Torso in full colour and to perfect scale!
Must be wonderful for the kids to pretend to do their wee post-mortems (aw, how CUTE), and just see how they learn dissection, surgery and butchery. Aw.
Things are getting worse indeed! I can just imagine Christmas Morning when that one gets opened. “Gee; thanks… I think!”
Other Tesco related goodies from this site…
- Tesco Takes The Cake (15 June 2007);
- Flaked off (20 December 2007);
- Soft in the Head (8February 2008);
- Football Racket (17 April 2008).