An ill Wind

[Notice of dangerous woopee cushion]SAFETY SHOULD ALWAYS BE AT THE FOREFRONT OF A WHOOPEE CUSHION PRANK.

Further to our earlier article on product recall notices in shops, (see Total Recall),  we now bring you the product recall safety notice.

In this case, the safety notice pertains to a particular whoopee cushion — the orange type. According to the safety notice posted on the shop window, Woolworth’s safety checks (pardon?) have unearthed issues with this colour of whoopee cushion, and any customer who bought the orange whoopee cushion better bring it back to the store ASAP and get a replacement whoopee cushion or claim a refund… BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE (presumably)!

I am not quite sure of the position of those who have already bought and used this orange whoopee cushion — maybe there are victims already in casualty or A&E departments of local hospitals.  Perhaps the physicians are documenting the pandemic of arses suffering from the effects of orange type whoopee cushions (a.k.a. whoopee cushions gone bad).

The mind (and possibly trousers) boggle! See you in court — and no laughing!

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2 Responses to “An ill Wind”

  1. jack Says:

    Or instead you can try http://www.totalrecallinfo.com
    and keep aware of all recalls.

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