OK, you want your wee bistro to stand out from the crowd, but to resort to a Benny Hill style double entendre is sad. Very Sad indeed. This is your company, for goodness sakes!
It case you can’t see the picture, or haven’t clicked to enlarge, the bistro is called “Fanny Trollopes”, and has no apostrophe. Fanny Trollopes will be on employee wage slips and on tax forms (oh dear, shoot me now)!
The big question is why? Things are definitely getting worse when people decide on a lunchtime baguette because of the sort-of rude name of the shop! Saints preserve us! It means one thing: what’s next? Are we on a slippery slope?