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THIS IS OUR FIRST EVER WINTER FASHION SPECIAL AT GETTING WORSE.
We have carried out a comprehensive study* of the current trends, and can reveal that this winter’s big thing is the red dress.
*a quick look along the newsagent’s display of women’s magazine covers. The photograph proves our findings. So if you do not want things to be getting worse, if you want to be bang up to the minute fashion-wise at Christmas, then WEAR RED.
You heard it here first (although it does work for Santa)!
